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TOP TEN ANNOUNCEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE NEW YORKERS GO NUTS
10. 100 dollar tax rebate each time someone gives you the finger!
9. Tap water now available in "chunky-style"!
8. Oprah is moving to New York!
7. Free tacos for all the ladies!
6. Letterman's splitting his paycheck with us!
5. New ordinance requires one Gap store per citizen!
4. The Upper West Side is now clothing-optional!
3. New law: lose your friend's brooch and you're going to jail
for life!
2. The Ed Sullivan Theater is too damn cold!
1. We're invading New Jersey!
Playout - "New York, New York"
Letterman, Monday, January 16, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1995